The Crotch Report
Name: Gillian
Gender: Female
Age: 27
Location: Paris
Hi Dr Dick, My boyfriend and I are having a long distance relationship. When living together, we used to have an intense sex life … so you
Come With Me
Name: Julie
Gender: Female
Age: 38
Location: Boston
I went to Vegas with my best friend and she wanted to be laid in the worst way. Our first night in sin city I told her
Blue Plate Special
Name: ali
Gender:
Age: 25
Location: canada
my girlfriend dont waana get maried to me beacuse she is afraid of sex , she hates sex because she think its a disguesting thing like sucking fingering
Riddle Me This…
Name: Daniel
Gender: Male
Age: 22
Location: Portland
My question is do all women essentially have the same size and shape vagina? Because I have an abnormally large penis and some women are fine with
Summertime Blues!
Name: Carlos
Gender:
Age: 18
Location: Isle of man
When I wank for hours and hours without cuming while watching porn and then cum after the many hours, my cum becomes watery and transparent. Is
And Now For Something Completely Different!
Oh wait, this is just more of the same, but fun nonetheless.
Name: David
Gender:
Age: 26
Location: New Jersey
I once slipped and fell on a very hard surface and ever since I’ve had
If It’s Not One Thing, It’s Another!
Name: Julie
Gender:
Age: 26
Location: 41425
I am a virgin. I am also just asking How do I keep my first time from hurting? Some Say Lubrications in exess, but I am very small
TOOLS OF THE TRADE
Once again, I have the pleasure of introducing all you perverts and wannabes to some very interesting playthings. Thanks to my inquisitive correspondents and Dr Dick’s Stockroom I’m able to bring you another installment of
OH THE HUMANITY!
Once again my inbox is filled with quires from all over the globe.
Name: MARK
Gender:
Age: 44
Location: ca
im experiencing ED for 2 years. According to eastern medicine, which i believe in, it’s
Do Do That Voodoo That You Do So Well!
A curious lot today, don’t cha know. Some folks are simply confused about the concept. Others are just pulling my leg.
Name: agrah
Gender:
Age: 30 ish
Location: michigan
I am curious what the pregnancy
It Must Be Something In The Air!
A rash of pretty bizarre messages have been arriving the past few days. I’m so lucky.
While I want ya’ll to know that I’m delighted to hear from each and every one of you
A Curiosity In His Pants
I’ve been having an interesting exchange with a young fellow in England. His name is Dean and he’s concerned about the way his dick looks. I share this with ya’ll for several reasons. First, it’s
Several Steamy Summer Solstice Sexual Situations — SOLVED!
Don’t you just love alliteration?
Summer is here…at least in the northern hemisphere. All hail Sol Invictus! Instead of being outdoors enjoying the beautiful weather we’re having here in the Emerald City, I’m stuck
Too Much of One Thing and Not Enough of Another
Name: Carey
Gender: Male
Age: 33
Location: Kansas
My fiancée is 27 and in the past 3 to 4 years her libido has become virtually extinct I have tried everything and she just blames her
I Have A Pain in My Inbox!
From the sublime to the ridiculous, my inbox is a catch all. Kinda like the grease trap in your kitchen drain. Wading through the detritus can often be injurious to my health. But wade I