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Hey Sex Fans,
As you can see, DrDickSexAdvice.com is experiencing some technical difficulties. I’m trying to get to the bottom of this, but so far I’ve been unsuccessful.
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I regret to inform you that this week’s podcast will not appear on time today, Monday, 04/16/07. Alas, my aged computer died an untimly death earlier this morning. Ain’t it a bitch!
I’m working on getting a replacement computer, and once I do, I’ll be back on that podcast thang ASAP.
So hang in there, sex fans.
Yessirree, folks, it’s finally here. THE DR DICK PLAYHOUSE is ready to rock and roll.
Listen up, buckaroos; thanks to the amazing technology of aebn.net, you’ll be able to watch a load of really swell educational (and entertainment videos) from the comfort of your own home (or work as the case may be). With just a little prompting from you, they’re just gonna cum gushin’ outta your computer like nobody’s business. Holy Cow, ain’t life sweet?
Check it out.
Once inside THE DR DICK PLAYHOUSE you’ll find scads of titles. Schlepping out to the video store to pick up your educational smut (or your plain ‘ol smutty smut) is so last century.
Hey, it not free, but you probably already figured that out, huh? The nice people at AEBN are happy to bring you all of this super-duper video on demand when you purchase a wad of minutes all at a really low price.
Once inside the PLAYHOUSE just click on “new user” icon at the top of the page. Create a user name for yourself. Then you’ll be directed to Buy Time to begin viewing movies. You get to choose the pay-for-view package you want. And, of course, you can buy additional minutes any time you’d like. Then just pick a video, sit back, drop your drawers, and put a smile on your face. It’s that simple.
THERE IS NO MEMBERSHIP FEE.
THIS IS A PAY PER MINUTE KINDA DEAL
Remember that your pay-for-view minutes allow you to watch whatever content you want for whatever length of time you choose.
— Dr. Dick
Hey, guess what? We’re goin’ mobile!
That’s right, sex fans, now you can easily get your daily fix of fresh and funny, thoughtful and sex-positive information while on the go. Users need simply point the web browser on their mobile device to https://www.drdicksexadvice.com/mobile.php.
Once connected, you can enjoy all the scintillating postings, columns and sage advice just like you would on your home computer. “Jeez, what next, Martha?”
Adding mobile access is the obvious next step in the evolution of gettin’ me to you. First there were the podcasts, then iTunes, and now — remote access. I figure every little bit we can do to make it easier for people to find and access clear and unambiguous information about human sexuality brings us all that much closer to happier, healthier and more integrated sex lives!”
