Beaver Trap

Everyone here at DDSA.com is about to head out for our annual end of summer holiday. But before we do, there’s this little ditty. Name: Ward Clever Gender: male Age: 40 Location: Suburban, USA My wife, June, has been passing around the beaver, if you know what I mean. This has got to stop. That …

…Because I Said So!

Once again, I have the pleasure of introducing all you perverts and pervettes to some very appealing playthings. Thanks to my inquisitive correspondents and the treasure trove that is Dr Dick’s Stockroom, I’m able to