Just when you though the good doctor had exhausted every possible means of staying on top — no pun intended — of all you sexually worrisome out there, he adds yet another way to contact him.

That’s right Sex Fans, Dr Dick will receive your questions on his brand-spankin’ new toll free telephone number.

(866) 422-5680

Got a question? No time to write? Give Dr Dick a call.

Here’s a tip — THINK BEFORE YOU CALL!

Your call will last only 2 minutes.

Be prepared to leave your first name, your age and your gender before you ask your question. I will be responding to voicemail questions as part of my weekly podcast.

Here’s how the podcast will work. First, we’ll all hear my caller’s voice asking his or her question, then we’ll hear Dr Dick’s voice in reply.

How freakin’ SWEET is that? Damn, if that don’t bring us all smack-dab and up-to-date, right here in the 21st century.