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Hey sex fans,
I have a really swell show for you today. We have several very interesting questions from the sexually worrisome. And I respond with an equal number of lively, affable and oh so informative responses! Hey, it’s what I do.
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- Darren is a wheelchair bound vet looking to get laid.
- Mikhall keeps having wet dreams! WTF?
BE THERE, OR BE SQUARE!
Check out The Lick-A-Dee-Split Connection. That’s dr dick’s toll free podcast voicemail. Don’t worry people; no one will personally answer the phone. Your message goes directly to voicemail.
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Look for my podcasts on iTunes. You’ll fine me in the health section under the subheading — Sexuality. Or just search for Dr Dick Sex Advice With An Edge. And don’t forget to subscribe. I don’t want you to miss even one episode.
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Hey Sex Fans,
As you can see, DrDickSexAdvice.com is experiencing some technical difficulties. I’m trying to get to the bottom of this, but so far I’ve been unsuccessful.
All my sidebar goodies are missing. Look to your right for the “Anonymous Question” link to submit your questions.
And don’t forget to call in your questions on my toll free telephone number. It’s the Lick-A-Dee-Split Connection
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Please bear with me.
MAY is National Masturbation Month!
That’s right, SEX FANS, there’s an entire month dedicated to Jackin’ & Jillin’ Off. I believe this designation came directly from Dick Cheney’s office. That man is wild! If it isn’t his pregnant lesbiterian daughter, it’s a month devoted to the pleasures of Onanism. YOU GO, DICK!
To celebrate, THE CENTER FOR SEX & CULTURE in San Francisco (of course) is throwing its annual Masturbate-A-Thon! And I want everyone in my audience to participate. Set aside a little time everyday through the end of the month for some personal recreation — Slice Your Pie or Beat Your Meat. And when you’re finished, mozie on over to the Masturbate-A-Thon website and either donate or pledge your support.
Here’s how you can participate.
- Attend the Masturbation Party. Get your pals to pledge for every minute or every orgasm. The daring can choose to become a masturbation porn star, showing all for the LIVE internet streaming cameras.
- Masturbate From Home! This is the funnest pledge drive ever. Get your friends to sponsor you by the minute or by the orgasm. You have all day to achieve your masturbation goals.
- Watch The Event On The Web! Enjoy the event from the privacy of your own home? Watch the live feed from the event itself and don’t forget to touch yourself impurely. What Fun!
- Donate Or Pledge! Check out all the scheduled performers and pledge for the ones that tickle your fancy. All money is tax deductible.
When? Saturday, May 26th: 4:00 pm – 10:00 pm
2007 Masturbate-a-thon Competitions
- Longest Squirt Distance
- Longest Time Masturbating
- Most Orgasms
- Tag Team Fun
Entertainment will include:
— Opera Singers
— Sexy Furries
— Sex Educators Dr. Carol Queen and Nina Hartley
— The Screaming Streaming Stage
BE THERE, OR BE SQUARE!
I regret to inform you that this week’s podcast will not appear on time today, Monday, 04/16/07. Alas, my aged computer died an untimly death earlier this morning. Ain’t it a bitch!
I’m working on getting a replacement computer, and once I do, I’ll be back on that podcast thang ASAP.
So hang in there, sex fans.
Yessirree, folks, it’s finally here. THE DR DICK PLAYHOUSE is ready to rock and roll.
Listen up, buckaroos; thanks to the amazing technology of aebn.net, you’ll be able to watch a load of really swell educational (and entertainment videos) from the comfort of your own home (or work as the case may be). With just a little prompting from you, they’re just gonna cum gushin’ outta your computer like nobody’s business. Holy Cow, ain’t life sweet?
Check it out.
Once inside THE DR DICK PLAYHOUSE you’ll find scads of titles. Schlepping out to the video store to pick up your educational smut (or your plain ‘ol smutty smut) is so last century.
Hey, it not free, but you probably already figured that out, huh? The nice people at AEBN are happy to bring you all of this super-duper video on demand when you purchase a wad of minutes all at a really low price.
Once inside the PLAYHOUSE just click on “new user” icon at the top of the page. Create a user name for yourself. Then you’ll be directed to Buy Time to begin viewing movies. You get to choose the pay-for-view package you want. And, of course, you can buy additional minutes any time you’d like. Then just pick a video, sit back, drop your drawers, and put a smile on your face. It’s that simple.
THERE IS NO MEMBERSHIP FEE.
THIS IS A PAY PER MINUTE KINDA DEAL
Remember that your pay-for-view minutes allow you to watch whatever content you want for whatever length of time you choose.
— Dr. Dick
ENTER THE PLAYHOUSE
Yes, dear readers, just because we can… I want to initiate something new called: What’s the Buzz? This is a repository for the fun and bizarre.
Got something you want me to add? Send me a message with a link to the file and/or photos you want included and we’ll GET THE BUZZ GOING!
Write to me at: at: firstname.lastname@example.org
Check out the first submissions now. GO TO: What’s the Buzz?
Hey, guess what? We’re goin’ mobile!
That’s right, sex fans, now you can easily get your daily fix of fresh and funny, thoughtful and sex-positive information while on the go. Users need simply point the web browser on their mobile device to http://www.drdicksexadvice.com/mobile.php.
Once connected, you can enjoy all the scintillating postings, columns and sage advice just like you would on your home computer. “Jeez, what next, Martha?”
Adding mobile access is the obvious next step in the evolution of gettin’ me to you. First there were the podcasts, then iTunes, and now — remote access. I figure every little bit we can do to make it easier for people to find and access clear and unambiguous information about human sexuality brings us all that much closer to happier, healthier and more integrated sex lives!”
Sex is like food. You can enjoy it alone, or with others. You can be an ascetic, or a glutton. You can nosh or nibble; dine or devour. There will be both feast and famine.
Sex is like food. It can nourish and sustain you, or it can make you sick. You can consume all of the available bounty, or restrict your diet. It can be both bacchanal and sacrament. It can completely satisfy, or leave you devastatingly empty.
Sex is like food. You can use it to express your highest aspirations, or allow it to rob you of your soul. You can give it as a gift, or use it as a weapon. It can fill your senses or simply be an exercise of the mind.
One thing is for sure, whether it is purely physical or transcendently spiritual, no one can live without food…or sex.