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The Dr Dick Review Crew is BACK! We’re all rested and relaxed and ready to tackle whatever cums our way.
We begin 2009 with a bang. We have three vibes from Synergy Erotic. They’re a relatively new company with a wonderful corporate philosophy, which includes everything from quality manufacturing to subtle yet effective packaging. Good for them!
This week’s Review Crew includes:
Angie — Reviews #12, 16, 26
Glenn & Hank — Reviews #4, 16, 17, 18, 23. 24, 27
Jada — Reviews #14, 16, 20
Luscious Thrill-Her, Lavender $18.99
Angie introduces us to Luscious Thrill-Her.
This is a sweet and petite personal vibrator (5 1/2 inch long and 1 1/2 inch in diameter). It features a small diameter, which is ideal for the novice user. Luscious Thrill-Her is perfect for both anal stimulation and vaginal stimulation. It has a solid vibrator core that is encased in a sensual outer skin made of a product called Ultra-Gelle. It is soft, pliable and very comfortable to use.
I tried to do a little behind the scenes sleuthing to ferret-out what this Ultra-Gelle is composed of, but I wasn’t successful. I am generally wary of new materials that might contain hazardous or allergenic materials. I was delighted to see that Ultra-Gelle is Phthalate free. Thank you for that! It says so right on the package, which is good for marketing. I always look for that designation on any soft material, like Ultra-Gelle. And so should you; especially if the toy is intended for insertion. I am unable to say if Ultra-Gelle is latex-free or not. If you have a latex allergy, you might contact the manufacturer for more information before you buy. That’s always the safest bet.
Luscious Thrill-Her has several features I like very much. First, it is waterproof, so it’s great to use in the bath. It also has a rheostat type speed adjustment that allows one to vary the vibration. This toy should only be used with water-based lube, however.
Clean up is easy; mild soap and warm water does just fine. You can also wipe it down with a lint-free towel moistened with peroxide, rubbing alcohol or a 10% bleach solution too.
Luscious Thrill-Her runs on 2 ‘AAA’ Batteries, but the first set of batteries is not included in the package. This is a pet peeve for everyone on Dr Dick’s Review Crew. We feel as though no one should be creating battery-operated toys without including the first set of batteries in the package.
Luscious Thrill-Her comes in several fetching colors. I confidently recommend this petite insertable.”
Full review HERE.
Squirmy Touch-Me, Lavender $24.99
Glenn & Hank introduce us to the Squirmy Touch-Me.
Glenn: “Hey, ya wanna see my pink penis?”
Hank: “Actually, it’s lavender, dude; not pink.”
Glenn: “Oh, ok! Hey, ya wanna see my lavender penis?”
Hank: “Why are you always so wacky?”
Glenn: “Ahhh, because god made me that way? Besides, were talking about toys, aren’t we? That call for a little levity, right?”
Hank: “Alright then, let’s have it your way. So Glenn, why don’t you show us your pretty new lavender penis.”
Glenn: “Maybe I will. Squirmy Touch-Me is 8 1/2 inch of vibrating cock. It even looks like a cock. And when I’m buggerin’ myself, or having someone else cornholein’ me; I like the weapon of ass-destruction to look like a cock, OK? I’m old fashioned that way. If you don’t like your toys to look like a wang; that’s fine with me. But I do; so there! And check this out; Squirmy Touch-Me has a flexible shaft that bends then holds its shape. I absolutely love it!”
Hank: “Squirmy Touch-Me has this very interesting articulated spine so that the vibrating tip reaches your prostate (or G-spot) each and every time. Then it does a little dance that’ll really put a smile on your face.”
Glenn: “It has the same Ultra-Gelle skin, as the product Angie showed you earlier. I like the feel of it in my hands, but even more so up my ass.”
Hank: “The same cleaning instructions that Angie gave you apply to the Squirmy Touch-Me, so I won’t repeat them. But I do want to emphasize the water-based lube precaution. You wouldn’t want to mess up this toy with a silicone-based or oil-based lube.”
Glenn: “It’s waterproof, which I really love. Rammin’ this baby home in the shower in the morning makes the perfect start to each and every day. Oh, and it two speeds — yummy and even more yummier.”
Hank: “We want to second what Angie said about the batteries. When we’re faced with a choice of toys of equal worth; one with batteries in the package and one without; we always choose the one with batteries. We want to support the companies who are going the extra mile.”
Glenn: “Considering the price of this puppy, it’s a great starter vibrating dildo for anyone lookin for a little Gelle fun.”
Full review HERE.
Vibe-Me Massager, Luster Blue $11.99
Jada introduces us to the Vibe-Me Massager.
Isn’t this a beauty? It’s so shiny and sleek. It looks like it’s made of metal, but it’s not. The Vibe-Me Massager is an 8-inch hard plastic bodied waterproof vibrator. There’s nothing soft of squishy here. It contains a powerful motor, yet it is very quiet. I really appreciate that. I hate it when toys are loud enough to wake the dead.
The Vibe-Me Massager has several features I liked very much. Like the two other vibes that we are featuring today, mine is also waterproof. Angie, Glenn and I agree that a waterproof vibe is so convenient to use when one is already naked…like in the bath. It also has a rheostat type speed adjustment that allows one to vary the vibration, just like the one Angie showed you.
Because the Vibe-Me Massager is non-porous, you can use any sort of personal lube you’d like with this toy. I’m partial to silicone-based lube, so that’s what I use. But water-based lube works equally well. The Vibe-Me Massager will stay slick either way.
Clean up is easy — mild soap and warm water works fine. But you can sanitize more fully with a lint-free towel moistened with peroxide, rubbing alcohol or a 10% bleach solution. This is a highly recommended procedure if you will be sharing your toys.
The bullet shape makes insertion effortless. And I must say I love the metallic blue color, it’s so pretty.
Unlike my friend Glenn here, I have a preference for a less penis identifiable shape to my dildos. So does my husband. I’m sure I would feel the same way he does if I were a man using an insertable on a woman. Who needs the obvious comparison between the dildo and the real thing?
And just to make it unanimous, I concur with everyone else on the battery issue.”
Full review HERE.