Hey sex fans,
It’s Product Review Friday and this is Week 4 of this year’s Holiday Gift Giving Guide.
This week we will hear from Review Crew members: Glenn & Hank, Dixie and Brad.
Mister Twister —— $129.95
Glenn & Hank
Glenn: “WE’RE BACK! Did you miss us? We missed you. Well actually, we missed the sex toys. Being a Review Crew member has its perks.”
Hank: “He’s in such a good mood because we got to review another toy that he can shove up his ass. Glenn has the hungriest hole around.”
Glenn: “I like to think of it as talented, not hungry.”
Hank: “A rosebud by any other name…”
Glenn: “Speaking of talented; a literary allusion and an asshole allusion all in one sentence. You’re on a roll, my man!”
Hank: “Ok, let’s get on with it. What we have here is an art glass butt plug. Mister Twister is just one of the beautiful creations to be had when you visit XHale online. Glenn and I are new to glass, but after this little encounter; there will surely be more glass toys to come.”
Glenn: “This petite beauty is only 3 3/8” tall. It has a very modest girth of not much more than an inch. This is your starter butt plug model. I’m like totally used to way bigger toys in my ass, but there is something about this stunning little number that makes it one of my favorites. I feel all dressed up with this puppy pluggin my hole. Maybe that’s because it’s art, baby. All XHale art is individually handmade, which makes my insertable even more precious to me. No one else in the world has exactly the same one as I.”
Hank: “It sure is! It also has this amazing blue and white swirl in the solid glass. That’s why when Mister Twister joined our dildo and plug collection it was like a snowy dove trooping with crows.”
Glenn: “There you go again! Apparently you’ve got Romeo and Juliet on the brain. But you’re right; Mister Twister is a jewel, that’s for sure.”
Hank: “Because this is the highest quality glass, it will last a lifetime; ya just gotta treat it with care.”
Glenn: “XHale helps you do that by providing a very sturdy black padded drawstring pouch to keep your insertable art safe from getting nicked or chipped. But we think Mister Twister is so beautiful; when it’s not adorning my hole it is proudly placed on our mantle.”
Hank: “And if you think that is gross, you don’t know squat about glass insertables. You can clean this baby with simple soap and water; wipe it down with a lint-free towel moistened with peroxide, rubbing alcohol or a 10% bleach solution; or sterilize in boiling water or the dishwasher.”
Glenn: “You can use any sort of lube you want to with a glass object like this. And a little goes a very long way. For someone unfamiliar with a butt plug, this will take some getting use to. It’s hard as a rock. But once you get the hang of it, it will be your material of choice from there on out. I can wear Mister Twister for hours on end. There’s no chafing; nothing like that.”
Hank: “And you can warm or chill glass for an added sensation.”
FULL REVIEW HERE
Next another vibe from our friends at Vibratex.
So I was like totally hot for the Neo Cockring when I saw it in its stylish plexiglas storage case. At 33 I’m just discovering the joys of wearing a cockring. I was telling some of my gay clients at the gym about getting my first cockring about a month ago. They looked at me like I had just landed from outer space. OK, so I’m a late bloomer; sue me!
The Neo Cockring is a clear jelly sorta deal. Although it’s not a jelly, it’s made of a phthalate-free elastomer. This may not make a difference to you, but it sure does to me. I don’t do anything that may contain phthalates. I mean, why would I endanger my health if I don’t have to?
The thing that rocks, or is supposed to, is this cockring has a built-in vibe, and it has this tickler side to it. And even though the vibe is a tiny thing; it has two activation choices. The first is a side button that remains “on” until depressed, and the second is a pressure sensitive pad behind the ticklers. So my GF is like waiting for me to warp this thing around my johnson and show her what it’ll do to her clit. I position the ring around my dick and balls with the vibe on the top of my cock with the tickle head pointing outward. Are you following this?
I activate the vibe and…well I feel it, but it ain’t rockin my world; as I had hoped. But ok, maybe the vibe is not for me but my GF. Ahhh, not so fast! She says she can feel it too, and she likes the way it turns itself on as it comes in contact with her clit, but there ain’t enough bang for her buck either.
FULL REVIEW HERE
Finely, something very unique from Doc Johnson.
Wish-Bone Vibrator —— $25.50
I’m doing a solo review today. My partner, Joy, is working on another review for later in this series.
I have something no nonsense to show you this time around. It’s about as simple and straightforward as you can get. It’s the Wish-Bone Vibrator.
I’ve used a lot of vibes in my day. I think I own nearly two-dozen of them. Some I’ve used a couple of times and that’s it; I never touch them again. Others are favorites that I put to very good use frequently. However, none of them look like the Wish-Bone. So this little wonder gets high marks for it’s clever design.
Here’s how it works; you put your index finger (I prefer to use my middle finger) through the notch at the top of the vibe. You finger tip lands on the single button that switches on the vibe and rotates it through its three speeds before coming to off. That’s it; no bells, no whistles, just solid thoughtful design and construction.
It’s a perfect design. I love to finger myself when I jill-off. This extends my finger for effortless fingering. It’s made of a hard plastic (phthalate-free) that excellently conducts the vibration. It’s fabulous on my clit. And if that isn’t enough, the thing is waterproof. It’s so ideal; I now have the Wish-Bone permanently placed on the ledge of my tub.
FULL REVIEW HERE