This Is How Guys’ Junk Stacks Up Against Each Other

By Kevin Smith and Will Varner Over 150,000 readers took our very unscientific, informal poll that, which asked people with a penis what their habits with their beefcake are… Nothing was off limits with questions ranging from size, shape, maintenance, and even insecurities people have. These were some of the most popular results: Most guys …

Mean Girl

Name: Fay Gender: Female Age: 23 Location: LA I met this guy on the Internet and he seemed nice and all, but I wasn’t that turned on to him. All I remember is he was pretty nerdy and had really sweaty palms. We went out a couple of time, nothing serious. He just wasn’t my …

New Mommy Woes

Name: Megan Gender: Female Age: 29 Location: Toronto I’m a new mother and this is my first child. He was born 3 weeks ago, but I am still enthralled with the miracle of it all. So far motherhood has been pretty wonderful. Sure I’m tired, but just holding my son in my arms makes me …

The Great Porn War

Name: Jennifer Gender: Female Age: 23 I am 23 years old and I like lesbian and gay porn. It’s been my favorite since I discovered it a few years ago. But my boyfriend hates the thought of people of the same gender having sex. I don’t like hetero porn, and that’s all he uses. Is …

You’re Pulling My Leg

Name: Jerry Gender: Male Age: 60 Location: Minnesota I have a fixation with prostate stimulation. I have recently been giving myself perineum injections to the prostate with 2/3 xylocaine and 1/3 sodium cloride. The xylocaine is 2% with ephinepherine. I am careful to clean the injection site – just above the anus and use a …