Sex Advice With An Edge — Podcast #13 — 05/14/07

Hey sex fans,

I have a great show for you today. Provocative questions from the sexually worrisome and an equal number of amusing, entertaining and informative responses! Hey, it’s what I do.

  • Thomas, from Dublin, wants to bag a bird, but doesn’t know how.
  • Sita, from Delhi, can’t get it on because it hurts.
  • Tench and his man want friends that look, but won’t touch.
  • Doreen has been very bad and needs a spanking!
  • Bob plays too rough and his BF’s hole is in real trouble.

BE THERE, OR BE SQUARE!

Check out The Lick-A-Dee-Split Connection. That’s dr dick’s toll free podcast voicemail. Don’t worry people; no one will personally answer the phone. Your message goes directly to voicemail.

Got a question? No time to write? Give dr dick a call at (866) 422-5680. Again, the TOLL FREE voicemail number is (866) 422-5680. DON’T BE SHY, LET IT FLY !

Look for my podcasts on iTunes. You’ll fine me in the health section under the subheading — Sexuality. Or just search for Dr Dick Sex Advice With An Edge. And don’t forget to subscribe. I don’t want you to miss even one episode.

Say, would you like to become a sponsor for one or more of my weekly sex advice podcasts? As you know, I plug a product or service at the beginning and end of each show. Each podcast has its own posting on my site along with the name of the podcast sponsor and a banner for the product or service.

The beauty part about this unique opportunity is that once a sponsor’s ad is included in a particular podcast that sponsor is embedded there forever.

Your sponsorship also underscores your social conscience. Your marketing dollars will not only got to promote your product, but you will be doing so while helping to disseminate badly needed sex education and sexual enrichment messages. Simply put, ya just can’t get a better bang for your advertising buck!

For further information, contact me at: dr_dick@drdicksexadvice.com

Today’s podcast is once again bought to you by: Dr Dick’s Stockroom.

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How to Not Expose Your Vagina

Do Your Kegels…or else!

Get a Hold of Yourself!

MAY is National Masturbation Month!

That’s right, SEX FANS, there’s an entire month dedicated to Jackin’ & Jillin’ Off. I believe this designation came directly from Dick Cheney’s office. That man is wild! If it isn’t his pregnant lesbiterian daughter, it’s a month devoted to the pleasures of Onanism. YOU GO, DICK!

To celebrate, THE CENTER FOR SEX & CULTURE in San Francisco (of course) is throwing its annual Masturbate-A-Thon! And I want everyone in my audience to participate. Set aside a little time everyday through the end of the month for some personal recreation — Slice Your Pie or Beat Your Meat. And when you’re finished, mozie on over to the Masturbate-A-Thon website and either donate or pledge your support.

Here’s how you can participate. 2006.jpg

  • Attend the Masturbation Party. Get your pals to pledge for every minute or every orgasm. The daring can choose to become a masturbation porn star, showing all for the LIVE internet streaming cameras.
  • Masturbate From Home! This is the funnest pledge drive ever. Get your friends to sponsor you by the minute or by the orgasm. You have all day to achieve your masturbation goals.
  • Watch The Event On The Web! Enjoy the event from the privacy of your own home? Watch the live feed from the event itself and don’t forget to touch yourself impurely. What Fun!
  • Donate Or Pledge! Check out all the scheduled performers and pledge for the ones that tickle your fancy. All money is tax deductible.

When? Saturday, May 26th: 4:00 pm – 10:00 pm2005.jpg

2007 Masturbate-a-thon Competitions

  • Longest Squirt Distance
  • Longest Time Masturbating
  • Most Orgasms
  • Tag Team Fun

Entertainment will include:

— Opera Singers
— Sexy Furries
— Sex Educators Dr. Carol Queen and Nina Hartley
— The Screaming Streaming Stage

BE THERE, OR BE SQUARE!

Sex Advice With An Edge — Podcast #12 — 05/07/07

Hey sex fans,

I have a great show for you today. Lots of interesting questions and an equal number of charming responses! It’s what I do.

  • Prem chokes the chicken twice a day. Will he hurt himself…the chicken?
  • Marti thinks she’s asexual. But basically she just needs to get her grove on!
  • Cap is through with war, but war ain’t through with him.
  • Katrina wants to tame her bush…time to get out the weed-whacker?
  • Ed is betting on his big dick!
  • Denise’s kids don’t want to be naked no more.
  • Ned thinks he’s AC/DC. I beg to differ.

BE THERE, OR BE SQUARE!

Check out The Lick-A-Dee-Split Connection. That’s dr dick’s toll free podcast voicemail. Don’t worry people; no one will personally answer the phone. Your message goes directly to voicemail.

Got a question? No time to write? Give dr dick a call at (866) 422-5680. Again, the TOLL FREE voicemail number is (866) 422-5680. DON’T BE SHY, LET IT FLY !

Look for my podcasts on iTunes. You’ll fine me in the health section under the subheading — Sexuality. Or just search for Dr Dick Sex Advice With An Edge. And don’t forget to subscribe. I don’t want you to miss even one episode.

Say, would you like to become a sponsor for one or more of my weekly sex advice podcasts? As you know, I plug a product or service at the beginning and end of each show. Each podcast has its own posting on my site along with the name of the podcast sponsor and a banner for the product or service.

The beauty part about this unique opportunity is that once a sponsor’s ad is included in a particular podcast that sponsor is embedded there forever.

Your sponsorship also underscores your social conscience. Your marketing dollars will not only got to promote your product, but you will be doing so while helping to disseminate badly needed sex education and sexual enrichment messages. Simply put, ya just can’t get a better bang for your advertising buck!

For further information, contact me at: dr_dick@drdicksexadvice.com

Today’s podcast is bought to you by: Dr Dick’s Stockroom.

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