Name: Julian
Gender: male
Age: 32
Location: mexico city
What does CBT mean?
Geez, CBT could mean all sorts of things, depending on the context. It could stand for Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, something the good doctor knows a great deal about. It could also stand for Computer Based Training, but why in the world would you be asking dr dick about that? Let me see what else…CBT also stands for “Cock and Ball Torture”.
Yeah, that’s it! That’s what you want to know about, huh Julian — you little pervert. Good …

Hey sex fans,
I have a might big load of thought-provoking questions from the sexually worrisome. And I respond with an equal number of dazzling, charming and oh so informative responses! Hey, it’s what I do.

Seattle Guy has way too many questions, some of which are the wrong ones.
Dan and Rebecca wanna cum together.
Erin, Joy and Gene get quickies.
James has been fucked up for 25 years…or more.
S’s BF is hung like a horse! What could be the matter with that?
Alx has a thing for her older brother!

BE THERE, …

Hey sex fans!
Ya know what? I’ve been writing this sex advice column for pert-near 10 years. That means that I’ve covered a whole lot of ground in that time. I’ve answered a shit-load of questions about lots of sex related things.For your convenience (and to save my fingers from being gnawed down to the bone by this blasted keyboard), I’ve taken the time to categorize all my posting and podcasts, so you can find the information you’re looking for quickly and easily. That’s right, I’ve done …

Hey sex fans,
I have a really delicious show for you today. We have a big load of stimulating questions from all over the globe. And I respond with an equal number of stunning, cheeky and oh so informative responses! Hey, it’s what I do.

Wondering is wondering about many things to do with her pussy!
Young Jaymie’s got it bad for his mate. But the boy sleeps right through it.
Rachel has yet to cum after two tries. WTF?
Kirk is a randy little bugger, but doesn’t know where …

Name: Gillian
Gender: Female
Age: 27
Location: Paris
Hi Dr Dick, My boyfriend and I are having a long distance relationship. When living together, we used to have an intense sex life … so you can imagine how frustrated we feel now … I don’t know when I’m going to visit him and how we’re going to make it without having sex! Could you help us copping with the distance? Are there some techniques, sex toys, etc … we could use ? Of course I have a vibrator but it would be so much …

A rash of pretty bizarre messages have been arriving the past few days. I’m so lucky.
While I want ya’ll to know that I’m delighted to hear from each and every one of you, particularly those of you from the far-flung corners of the globe, there’s just so much I can offer by way of advice.
Often, the best I can do is offer some generic information about one thing or another, then suggest that if the concerns persist, that person ought to seek professional help nearer to hand than me. …

Hey sex fans,
I have a great show for you today. Provocative questions from the sexually worrisome and an equal number of amusing, entertaining and informative responses! Hey, it’s what I do.

Mike is a mother-fucker…or he he thinks he could be.
Carol’s coozie is finger-lickin’ good!
Anonymous is a world-class wimp.
Mariana got nailed but did not bleed.
Jake’s tied up and his GF is taking liberties with the family jewels.

BE THERE, OR BE SQUARE!
Check out The Lick-A-Dee-Split Connection. That’s dr dick’s toll free podcast voicemail. Don’t worry people; no one will personally …