Erotica Give Away Winners Announced!

And the winners are:

Best Sex Writing 2009

  • Danielle from Minneapolis, MN
  • Nicole from San Antonio, TX
  • Pamela from Mission Viejo, CA
  • Alyssa from Rochester, NY
  • Tom from Chicago, IL

Best Sex Writing 2009

  • Jordan from Boulder, CO
  • Molly from Washington, DC
  • Lisa from Norwalk, CT
  • Robert from Oakland, CA
  • Brent from Fort Lauderdale, FL

Congratulations WINNERS!

And thanks to everyone who participated.  Watch for other give always in coming months.

Valentine’s Day Give Away!

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To enter this drawing, all you have to do is send an email to: dr_dick@drdicksexadvice.com.

Put the name of volume you wish to receive in the Subject line.  And include your mailing address in the email.

The first 5 people to get an email to me for each volume will WIN!  It’s that simple. One winner per household.

Winners will be discreetly announced in this space next Wednesday, 02/11/09.  And you will receive a confirmation email from me.

Thanks to Cleis Press for their generous contributions.

Housecleaning and Updating

Hey sex fans,

LOOK!  We’re sprucin’ up the joint.  I know, not a moment too soon, huh?

We’re workin’ our little tushies off tryin’ to update and arrange things so that it will be easier for you to enjoy all the great stuff here on Dr Dick’s Sex Advice

Please bear with us during this remodel and facelift.  We should have our proverbial shit together real soon, don’t cha know.

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O HAPPY DAY

Most of you know that I tend to stay on theme here at Dr Dick’s Sex Advice.  I don’t often venture off into other areas of interest, unless they directly impact on our main focus of this site — human sexuality.

I will make an exception today, however.  Today is an historic day for America.  Those of you who know me, know that, despite loving my country, I am not always proud of her (us).  Today I am both in love and oh so proud.

Yesterday, despite the enormous odds against it, we, the citizens of this great nation, did a miraculous thing.  Yesterday, we accomplished what I believe to be the moral equivalent of landing a man on the moon.  Yesterday we landed a man of color in the White House.

When I was a boy, both of these endeavors seemed improbable if not downright impossible. Extricating ourselves from vestiges of slavery and institutionalized racism seemed as unlikely as freeing ourselves from earth’s gravitational pull and visiting another world.

As it turned out, the laws of nature were considerably less difficult to overcome (like by 50 years) than to prevail over our ingrained prejudices.  Funny that!

While I have no illusions that the events of the last 24 hours eliminated the need to always appeal to our better angles, there is no doubt that there has been a fundamental shift in the way we Americans think about ourselves and our nation.

Just like the flight to the moon didn’t mean we had conquered space; the election of Barack Obama doesn’t mean we’ve purged our society of all its ugliness.  But in each case, we’ve made giant steps in the right direction.  So hurray for us!
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No Podcast Today SORRY!

Hey sex fans,

Have you even noticed how life has a way of getting in the way of art?  Such is the case for me today.  Don’t be overly concerned.  I’m confident that this is only a temporary interruption.

Be assured my podcast will return again next week.

In the meantime, take some time to review the CATEGORY section on the sidebar. You will find answers to most all your pressing concerns there.

No Podcast Today SORRY!

Hey sex fans,

Due to technical difficulties (damned computers); I wasn’t able to complete my podcast for today.

Be assured that my podcast return again next week. In the meantime, take some time to review the CATEGORY section on the sidebar. You will find answers to most all your pressing concerns there.

Dress To Impress — Love-Gloves & Lube

Look for my new

Product Reviews!Nude (Latex) Condoms & Ice Lubricant!

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“I’d even go so far as to say these Four Seasons Nude (Latex) Condoms are the Rolls Royce of love-gloves; I like them that much.”

“This [Ice Lubricant] stuff is the bomb, don’t cha know! I am happy to report that this specially formulated (with menthol) water based lubricant will measurably enhance your sex play.”

…full reviews here and here

Happy Masturbation Month!

It’s May! It’s National Masturbation Month!

YES darling, there is such a thing!

Tra la! It’s May!
The lusty month of May!
That darling month when ev’ryone throws
Self-control away.
It’s time to do
A wretched thing or two,
And try to make each precious day
One you’ll always rue!
It’s May! It’s May!
The month of “yes you may,”
The time for ev’ry frivolous whim,
Proper or “im.”
It’s wild! It’s gay!
A blot in ev’ry way.
The birds and bees with all of their vast
Amorous past
Gaze at the human race aghast,
The lusty month of May.
— Alan Jay Lerner

Let’s all MASTURBATE!

2008 Masturbate-a-thon

——  PARTICIPATE TODAY  ——
San Francisco or Portland

Or just play with yourself right where you are!

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