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Happy Masturbation Month 2013!

It’s May!

It’s National Masturbation Month!
YES darling, there is such a thing.

Tra la! It’s May!
The lusty month of May!
That darling month when ev’ryone throws
Self-control away.
It’s time to do
A wretched thing or two,

And try to make each precious day
One you’ll always rue!
It’s May! It’s May!
The month of “yes you may,”
The time for ev’ry frivolous whim,
Proper or “im.”
It’s wild! It’s gay!
A blot in ev’ry way.
The birds and bees with all of their vast
Amorous past
Gaze at the human race aghast,
The lusty month of May.
— Alan Jay Lerner

Let’s All MASTURBATE!


HURRAY! It’s The Vernal Equinox

Goodbye to this —

it's snowing

And HELLO to this —

spring

Happy New Year 2013

We’re proud and oh so delighted to feature another Rob Clarke gif as our New Year’s Card this year.

Wishing each of you the best of 2013!

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From all of us, to all of you…

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

The Naughty & The Nice

Just in time for the holidays, here’s my Naughty and Nice list.

NICE

NAUGHTY

NICELY NAUGHTY

Happy Holidays!

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