Hey sex fans,
We take a bit of a break from The Erotic Mind podcast series today to attend to the unsightly buildup in both my voicemail and email in-boxes. And you know there’s nothing more embarrassing that unsightly buildup in your box, huh?

Josh shoots meth in his dick. But there’s been an accident.
Jen has a BF that can’t get her off.
Brandi has been going along for the ride for 10 years!
Coral is starving to death…sexually.
Billy is in the throws of andropause and he’s clueless.
Betty’s vibrator broke…inside her!

BE THERE …

Hey sex fans,
HOLY COW, it’s another milestone! Today is my 200th podcast! Isn’t that fuckin amazing? I mean, who would have guessed there’d be such staying power. One thing for certain, I could never have accomplished this on my own. I have all the marvelous guests who have joined me over the past two years to thank for this longevity.

With their help, I’ve been able to accomplish my goal of bringing you the best in education, enrichment and entertainment programing. When I began these podcasts …

Hey sex fans,
I have a whopper of a show for you today. We return to our usual question and answer format this week, because I have a steamy load of stimulating questions from all overt the freakin’ place. And I respond with an equal number of cheeky, charming and oh so enlightening responses! Hey, it’s what I do.

Joe wants to know about Hepatitis-B and cock sucking.
Donna and her BF wanna start bumpin’ parts.  But where to begin?
Gregg thinks he needs a sex coach.  I think he does too.
Naf wants to …

Name: Tom
Gender: Male
Age: 43
Location: Atlanta GA
Dr Dick I have a large dick and would like to know if size does make a difference, mine is 11.5 X 7 I have a problem sometimes with this size, they say it is all in how you use it is this true. Thanks T/Tom
You must think I was born yesterday. NEXT!
Name: maddy
Gender: Female
Age: 14
Location:
hi, um i know i’m young and all but with the world today you’ll see anything, and the thing is is that i’m OBSESSED with penises (and really want …

SERIOUSLY! This is important.

Thanks Alex!

Hey sex fans,
I have a great show for you today. We celebrate Gay Pride Week with several luscious questions from the sexually worrisome with an equal number of cheeky, amiable and oh so informative responses by me! Hey, it’s what I do.

Happenstance is concerned about the new Surgeon General Nominee.
Robin got herself some backdoor action. What’s up with her BF?
Gabe is thinking about seeking professional help.
Michael is a hot bi-guy lookin’ for some action. He cums with his own chair.
And finally, Great Moments in Sex History …

From the sublime to the ridiculous, my inbox is a catch all. Kinda like the grease trap in your kitchen drain. Wading through the detritus can often be injurious to my health. But wade I must. So onward we go.
Name: anonras
Gender:
Age: 47
Location: Northridge CA
I’ve heard a lot about checking your balls for possible problems — but none ever say what lumps you have naturally. At the low point of my testacies I feel a lump (I would explain it as an area that would feel more …

My inbox overflowth! …and that ain’t pretty. Let’s attend to this glut with some snap.
Name: david
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Location: florida
i like my 6 inches and i work it well but,personaly i want atleast 7,should i worry about it or what should i do doc? thank you
You shouldn’t worry about it, pup. Like you say, 6″ is plenty. Besides, where would you find an extra inch if you absolutely needed to get one? I didn’t see any on e-bay!
Name: shane
Gender: Male
Age: 18
Location: las vegas
what is a more …

Here are a few more questions from the Anonymous Submission Bin.

May I remind you that it’s just as easy to call in your questions. Visit the The Lick-A-Dee-Split Connection. It’s a toll-free number and phone calls go directly to voicemail. Phone submissions are also more likely to show up in one of my podcasts…and you do want to be famous, don’t you?

Name: Jane
Gender: Female
Age: 43
Location: TN
I have been dating the same guy for 2 and half years. I have never had a guy not go down on …

DR DICK’S PODCAST PREMIERS TODAY
Hey sex fans,
My very first podcast is ready to rock and roll…your world! SWEET!

Frank needs bigger tits!
Daniel #1 has big meat; does he need to find a bigger pussy?
Daniel #2 is about to chow down on some butt-hole

(What’s up with all the friggin’ Daniels?)

George is not sure about his girlfriend’s cookies.

And finally,

Alicia gives her queer brother a Valentine!

BE THERE, OR BE SQUARE!
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