Just in time for the holidays, here’s my Naughty and Nice list.

NICE

• The Dr Dick Review Crew! Their Reviews are featured HERE!
• GGG — Good, Giving and Game.
• Give To Get — mutuality.
• Couples who masturbate together. Those that jack and/or jill off together work it together.
• Reading erotica aloud to your partner.
• The brilliant erotic authors and artists who have contributed to The Erotic Mind series.
• The Fat Boy.
• Washington State, Maine, Maryland and Minnesota.
• Tammy Baldwin.
• Sex positivity. Sex is good and good sex is even better!
• Coming Out.
• Self-awareness. +1 if you can add Self-Love to it.
• Being open-minded.
• Taking responsibility for your eroticism.
• Positive body image (Santa!)
• G-spots, and those who diddle them.
• P-spots, and those who diddle them.
• Sex toys.
• Prostate self-awareness.
• Foreskins.
• Wet dreams.
• Dr Dick’s How-to-Video Library.
• Surrogate partners.
• Reverse Cowgirl (Cowboy) position.
• Sex education.
• Blowjobs, and all those who gift them to us.
• Cunnilingus, and all those who gift that to us.
• Nipples, and those who kiss them, caress them, pinch them, bite them, and/or clamp them.
• The We-Vibe III.
• Informed decision making.
• Fighting fair. And I’m not talking ‘bout UFC.
• Butt plugs. Or, to quote the great Arthur Fonzarelli, “sit on it.”
• Tristan Taormino, for helping the world celebrate that most scrumptious of body parts, the ass.

NAUGHTY

• Being a Christmasochist (someone who continues to subject themselves to Christmas activities despite hating every moment of it).
• The hierarchy of the Catholic Church.
• Republican candidates who don’t know squat about female sexuality.
• All those high-profile folks (and you low-profile folks) who confuse adultery with polyamory.
• Autoerotic Asphyxiation.
• Deception. Unless you’re doing magic tricks with a double-ended dildo.
• Wide stances. Unless you’re a corner linebacker.
• Closet cases. Live it, love it!
• Being self-involved and selfishness.
• Passive-aggressiveness.
• Being judgmental about someone else’s erotic choices.
• Homophobia.
• Ageism.
• Body stereotyping.
• Bareback porn.
• Sex-negativity.
• Sexual compulsions.
• Abstinence-only mis-education.
• Cyber bullying. http://www.cyberbullying.us/
• Performance anxiety. Or, as Yoda said, “Do, or do not. There is no try.”
• STIs (Sexually Transmitted Infections).
• Tea-bagger (the Glenn Beck variety).
• The Sexual Taliban.
• Sexism.
• Infant circumcision.
• Sexual repression.
• Sexual conversion therapy. Pray your own gay away, folks; leave my gay and everyone else’s gay alone, please.

NICELY NAUGHTY

• Polyamory.
• RACK (Risk Aware Consensual Kink).
• Rope bondage. Those years spent in Boy Scouts really do come in handy!
• Sex work and empowered sex workers.  
• Female-identified porn.
• Stripping for your partner.
• Pegging.
• Genital piercings.
• Sex swings. Swing, baby, swing!
• Fem Dom. Because she knows what’s best for you, darling!
• Fetishes. The more, the better.
• Watersports.
• Erotic massage.
• Tea-baggers (the good, balls in your mouth, kind!)
• Dirty talk.
• Cuckolding (the consensual kind).
• E-stim.
• 3-ways, 4-ways, 5-ways…
• Crossdressing/forced-fem.
• All of you, for reading and listening to Dr Dick’s Sex Advice. Consider this your Holiday spanking!

Happy Holidays!