Hey sex fans,
It’s Black Friday; the day the holiday shopping madness starts in earnest. I know some of you live for this time of the year, so The Dr Dick Review Crew will do our part. This is Week 3 of this our Holiday Gift Giving Guide.
This week we will hear from Review Crew members: Denise, Jack & Karen and Gina & Kevin.
First up, our friends and neighbors (BC, Canada), the extraordinary women at Eros & Isis send a work of art.
Sweet Pea —— $68.00
I have the pleasure of introducing you to a luscious little playmate, Sweet Pea, from a fantastic new company in British Columbia, Canada, Eros & Isis. It’s such a rare find to discover a boutique adult products company. I am so over the cookie-cutter, mass-produced stuff made of dubious materials that floods the marketplace. How refreshing to discover a manufacturer with an environmental consciousness. Long live Eros & Isis!
Sweet Pea is a petite, 3.5” x 2.5”, bulbous headed vibe made of 100% platinum silicone. It’s completely safe and non-toxic, which includes the natural mineral pigment embedded into the silicone to achieve the antique look of their toys. It is meticulously sculpted, molded and cast by hand to appear as a turn of the century collectible. It really is unique. I haven’t seen its like anywhere else.
Sweet Pea features a removable one-speed bullet vibrator that can be replaced or upgraded to any bullet-style unit. The bullet come packed with batteries, I’m happy to report. So your first ride is on the house. You can use Sweet Pea externally, but I prefer it as a pussy plug. The sculpted base delivers delicious stimulation to my lips and clit. And it is so soft and comfortable I can wear for an extended time. Very nice!
There’s a bit of a secret to removing bullet vibe from the base for cleanup or when you need to change the batteries. Simply add a few drops of water-based lube between the vibe and the hole it’s in. Remember only water-based lube on a beautiful silicone toy like this. Work the lube around a little; apply pressure to the base of the toy above the vibe and PRESTO! The vibe pops out.
Sweet Pea is just one of the gorgeous Eros & Isis toys and each is available in Gold, Silver, and Jade. The silicone makes the toys easy to clean with soap and water. But it also can be sterilized in boiling water or in the dishwasher; sans the vibe, of course.
FULL REVIEW HERE
Next, we have another Good Vibrations Ambassador Review.
Smartballs Teneo UNO & DUO —— $34.00 & $44.00
Gina & Kevin
Kevin: “Smartballs Teneo are Fun Factory’s take on a very old idea, Ben Wa Balls. You know what those are, right? They are insertable balls that were invented hundreds of years ago, to enhance sexual stimulation and to exercise a woman’s PC muscles (pubococcygeus muscle). But since men have PC muscles too, I wanted to join in the fun. In other words, you do your Kegel exercises with these babies while they are inserted vaginally or, in my case, anally.”
Gina: “Smartballs are discreet. And as Kevin suggests, they are both pleasurable and therapeutic.”
Kevin: “Remember, the more Kegels you do, the more intense your orgasms are. And this is true for both women and men.”
Gina: “You simply insert the Smartballs Teneo UNO into your vagina.
Kevin: “Or the Smartballs Teneo DUO into your ass. Or the other way around.”
Gina: “Each Smartball unit has a finger groove for easy insertion and a tether that makes for easy removal. You’ll want to use some lube when inserting. And since these products are made of silicone, you can only use a water-based lube with them.”
Kevin: “Here’s the special part. Each Smartball has an inner ball that creates the a sweetest vibration sensation.”
Gina: “They aren’t as heavy a ball as I am used to, but they are comfortable to wear. And you can wear these for hours, if you’d like. Take them dancing, to the grocery or for a walk in the park. Every movement gives you pleasure while strengthening your PC muscles.”
Kevin: “They are extremely durable and easy to clean. You can sterilize them in boiling water or pop ‘em in the dishwasher, which makes the Smartballs Teneo shareable. You can also wipe them down with a lint-free towel moistened with peroxide, rubbing alcohol or a 10% bleach solution. Or just use soap and warm water for a quick cleanup.”
Gina: “I like to masturbate with the Smartballs. My orgasms are more intense, because my vaginal muscles contract around the vibrating balls. Regular use can also help prevent stress incontinence.”
Kevin: “And I like to squeeze one off with a ball or two in my ass. They provide very pleasant prostate stimulation. And ya never have to change batteries or wait for a recharge.”
FULL REVIEW HERE
Finally, the last in our series of Tristan Taormino’s educational and enrichment videos.
Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide To Anal Pleasure For Men —— $29.95
Jack & Karen
Jack: “We’re back with another butt sex video. If you remember, last time we reviewed: The Expert Guide to Anal Sex. I was all bummed out because that video didn’t include men as the receiving partners in anal sex. How was I supposed to know that there was an entire video in this series that was all about pegging your guy?”
Karen: “Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide To Anal Pleasure For Men is just what we’ve been looking for.”
Jack: “The disc starts out with a tutorial on the subject of male anal stimulation and goes from the anatomy itself through the actual processes involved. And our favorite ass-mistress, Tristan Taormino, is the host of this portion of the film.”
Karen: “Then there are three sex scenes. The first involves Penny Flame and Devin. Tristan is there in an advisory role for the opening portion of the scene. Penny uses her fingers, a butt-plug, and a couple of strap-ons on Devin. This is the part that interested me the most.”
Jack: “Annie Cruz and Nomad are up next. She finger fucks her guy with up to four of them at once. DAMN! She also uses a bead-like butt-plug, an even large butt-plug, and a strap-on on him. Nomad fingers and fucks Annie’s ass with a glass dildo while she jills-off with vibrator. Very Hot!”
Karen: “I like the give and take between these two performers.”
Jack: “The third scene features Jandi Lin and Christian. Christian takes Jandi’s fingers, a metal butt-plug, a glass-like butt-plug and a, curved black prostate stimulator in his ass. Jandi rims him a bit, although not convincingly. Unfortunately there is no strap-on use here.”
Karen: “There was a bunch of stuff in this scene that I didn’t like. They had to do with exchanging bodily fluids, if you know what I mean. I agree with Jack, the connection between the two performers seemed a little contrived.”
Jack: “There are also tutorials in the bonus section. They include; Safer Sex, How to Choose & Wear A Strap-On, Solo Prostate Stimulation—involving the guys from the movie, and Anal Hygiene and Enemas—featuring the gals. This was just the stuff I had been looking for. Some may find the tutorials a bit dry, especially if you’re watching this for the porn value. But I think it’s important stuff to know, particularly for men, like me, who about to make the anal plunge.”
FULL REVIEW HERE