May is National Masturbation Month!

It’s that time of year again!

It’s National Masturbation Month!

YES darling, there is such a thing!

Tra la! It’s May!masturbate-a-thon-2009-mens-bar-poster
The lusty month of May!
That darling month when ev’ryone throws
Self-control away.
It’s time to do
A wretched thing or two,
And try to make each precious day
One you’ll always rue!
It’s May! It’s May!
The month of “yes you may,”
The time for ev’ry frivolous whim,
Proper or “im.”
It’s wild! It’s gay!
A blot in ev’ry way.
The birds and bees with all of their vast
Amorous past
Gaze at the human race aghast,
The lusty month of May.
— Alan Jay Lerner

Let’s all MASTURBATE!

2009 Masturbate-a-thon

——  PARTICIPATE LIVE  IN EITHER——

San Francisco or Portland

Or just play with yourself right where you are!

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