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I have the niftiest little gizmo here (actually two nifty gizmos) from the swell folks at The Ultimate Personal Shaver. I have two because they sent me a kit to review. Nut you can also buy these puppies separately too.
Anyhow, the Ultimate Personal Shaver System is a clever new way to trim and/or shave your naughty parts, and even some parts that are not so naughty. But I am getting ahead of myself. So unlike me, huh?
Let me just say I wish I had these shavers available during my last video shoot. Despite my long-suffering pleas to the talent to NEVER to shave their ding-dongs the day of the porn shoot. Do you think they listen? NO, they don’t. So there we were shooting scene 1 — all lights, camera and action. Things were gettin hot and heavy when what do my sore eyes detect? A smear of blood on one of the actor’s leg then more blood on the other guy’s abdomen. In no time at all it looked like we were shooting a surgery scene, not porn. YIKES!
Sure enough, one of the performers had nicked himself manscaping his pubes earlier that morning. The throws of the sex scene opened the cut and that was all she wrote. Filming stopped, erections were lost and production costs escalated. And it was all because the monkey didn’t take my advice about the shaving thing. D’oh!
Don’t let this happen to you, sex fans!
The Ultimate Personal Shaver System is a must have for all porn stars — women, men and everyone in between. Drag queens and dyke daddies will love these shavers too. And if you, my precious reader, do not fall into any one of these categories you’ll still love The Ultimate Personal Shaver System. I mean, who among us doesn’t have at least one itsy bitsy hair issue that needs attending?
Listen up; get one of these kits and there will be no more painful wax jobs, ingrown hairs or the heartbreak of a chemical or razor burn. Just smooth, silky skin where there ought be smooth, silky skin, don’t ‘cha know.
…full review here