The Ladies Auxiliary
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“Some of the more illustrious members of Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew showed up for a little confab on the beautiful line of Natural Contours products I have for review. The usual suspects were there — Joy (REVIEW #6, 12), Gina (REVIEW #13), Angie (REVIEW #12) and Jada (REVIEW #14). Surprisingly, Ken (REVIEW #11) and Glenn (REVIEW #4) also joined us. In fact it was Ken who christened us The Ladies Auxiliary. Maybe it was the wine, but we all got a kick out of that. So the name stuck. Political correctness be damned!
As we passed around the products to be reviewed the women were discussing size, shape, design and functionality of the five products I have for review. The Natural Contours line of products is designed by women and made with natural curves to contour to their bodies. They are tasteful, elegant, discreet, stylish and ergonomic.
The boys were feeling totally left out. Glenn finally spoke up; “What are we, chopped liver? I don’t see why any one of these things couldn’t be used by a guy.” Ken shook his head in agreement. I added: “A lot of ‘female oriented products’ are used by men. In fact, if some of the packaging for these products were a bit more generic, there’d probably be a whole lot more cross-over marketing and purchasing being done.”
The women thought the packaging for the Natural Contours line was pretty neutral; as compared to some “female oriented products” they’ve seen. But there’s no mistaking the feminine slant. None of women present were put off by the suggestion that the men folk might enjoy Natural Contours products too. Jada asked; “But what about the G-Plus Attachment? Men don’t have a G-Spot.” Gina, who is now very familiar with her BF’s butt play said: “Yeah, but they do have a P-Spot. And Ken added; “And we all have a PC muscle so the Energie could be used by everyone!”
I am so proud of my Review Crew. They are such a clever lot. We distributed the products and set a date for our debriefing session. I convened the follow up meeting of The Ladies Auxiliary a couple of weeks later to discuss our findings.”