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Hey sex fans,
I have a load of very fascinating questions from the sexually worrisome; and they’re all men this week. What’s up with that? I, of course, respond with an equal number of captivating, witty and oh so informative responses! Hey, it’s what I do.

DJ wants to know if it’s ok for he and the hubby to bone one of his patients.
Brett thinks his wife is closet bisexual. But he’s just bein’ a guy.
James is new at this whole blowjob thing!
Ricardo is playing birth control Russian …

Name: Kevin
Gender: Male
Age: 22
Location: Toronto
I’m just out of college and have a ton of bills and no real job prospects at the moment. A friend suggested I do some escorting to make ends meet. Guys tell me that I’m hot and I like sex, but I don’t know if I could pull it off. Suggestions?
You betcha I have suggestions…a lot of ‘em, don’t ‘cha know.
Being hot and liking sex are great assets if you decide to turn pro, but you’ll need way more than that. Being …

Hey sex fans,
I have a nice load of provocative questions from the sexually worrisome. And I respond with an equal number of astounding, amiable and oh so informative responses! Hey, it’s what I do.

Amy’s vibrator don’t work no how!
Dan is dating a woman with a blockage. But what kind of blockage?
Jon’s meds eliminates his spooge output. Pity that!
LD’s partner died, but he wants to get back in the swing of things.

FINALLY, ANOTHER SEXUAL ENRICHMENT TUTORIAL

The Big Tease; How to Strip for Someone Special

BE THERE, OR BE …

Name: Jim & Elaine
Gender: Couple
Age: 42 & 38
Location: Denver
We have been happily married for 15 years. We have a good, but pretty vanilla sex life together. We want to spice things up and are talking about maybe looking for other couples online. We’re both in good shape and have very outgoing personalities. Both of us have had one short affair in the past, now we think we want to play together. Thoughts?
You guys want to look for other couples online…for ummm sex? I mean …

Hey sex fans,
I have a might big load of thought-provoking questions from the sexually worrisome. And I respond with an equal number of dazzling, charming and oh so informative responses! Hey, it’s what I do.

Seattle Guy has way too many questions, some of which are the wrong ones.
Dan and Rebecca wanna cum together.
Erin, Joy and Gene get quickies.
James has been fucked up for 25 years…or more.
S’s BF is hung like a horse! What could be the matter with that?
Alx has a thing for her older brother!

BE THERE, …

Name: Tia
Gender: Female
Age: 19
I have a problem. I’m still a virgin, but my bf thinks I’m not. It’s really my fault he thinks this, cuz I told him I was all experienced and everything. We’ve been going together for about 8 months already and I really want my first time to be with him, but how am I going to act all experienced when I don’t know what I’m doing.
HELP ME PLEASE!!!
That sure enough is a pickle you got yourself into darlin’. You’ve got some ‘splanin’ …

Hey sex fans,
Today is my first podcast of the New Year. I have a really delectable show for you today. We have a great big load of stimulating questions from the sexually worrisome. And I respond with an equal number of stunning, appealing and oh so informative responses! Hey, it’s what I do.

Ashley wants to squirt for her BF.
Young Troy keeps bangin’ away, but he oughta try a different approach.
Ralph has a bone to pick with the red hankie crowd.
Jayrol wants a wife, kids and a white …