Hey sex fans,
I have a great show for you today. Lots of smutty questions and an equal number of smart-ass responses!

Richard is holding on to his chi and won’t let go.
Dena’s got a kink in her pink!
Jack has a warty wick.
Leila’s old man is a big fat slob.
Kevin is thinking about turning pro.
Janet sticks her nose where it don’t belong.

BE THERE, OR BE SQUARE!
Check out The Lick-A-Dee-Split Connection. That’s dr dick’s toll free podcast voicemail. Don’t worry people; no one will personally answer the phone. Your message goes directly …

When I was just a little tike, the nuns who taught me in grade school would often say, “idle hands are the devil’s workshop.” Far be it from me to lend the devil an idle hand. While I was waitin’ on my new computer, the one that allowed me to resume my podcasts, I decided to use some of the down time to respond to a backlog of correspondents in the old fashioned way…by writing.
Name: Adam
Gender:
Age: 34
Location: UK
I have been attracted to male children for years. Having been …

Hey sex fans,
I’M BAAACK!
Now that my computer nightmare is finally over, I can resume my weekly podcasts. Thanks for hanging in there! I have a great show for you today with lots of juicy questions —

Mike and his GF are into seamen play…or is it semen play. Hell, we don’t know for sure.
Rebecca wants to see if two dicks are better than one.
Jim & Elaine are considering a swing-set.
Clare’s best friend is in big trouble. What should she do?
Sandy can’t find her G-Spot. I point …

I regret to inform you that this week’s podcast will not appear on time today, Monday, 04/16/07. Alas, my aged computer died an untimly death earlier this morning. Ain’t it a bitch!
I’m working on getting a replacement computer, and once I do, I’ll be back on that podcast thang ASAP.
So hang in there, sex fans.

Hello Dr. Dick! I have a serious question for you. I’m relatively new at this, so here goes. In trying to meet and make gay friends, I find that none want a friend. The only interest I find is for sex. Is this typical and is it a waste of time seeking gay friends?
— C
Dear C,
Thanks for your message and question.
I’ve been hearing a lot of similar complaints from guys all over the country lately. Some are just coming out; others are just weary …

Hey sex fans,
I have a great show for you today and it has a very international flair. We have correspondents from all over the globe…and LA! —

Hiroshi, from Japan, is no fan of lace curtains.
Fay, from LA, is a silly twit with zero social skills.
Karol, from Poland, wants to find a nice gal who will bugger him senseless with a strap-on!
Joanne, from Toronto, can’t be naked no how. Even the BF can’t see the goods.
William, from the UK, is a fledgling butt pirate.

And finally, a Sexual Enrichment …

Today, I will start with a declaration. A “Thus Sayth Doctor Dick,” sorta deal. I know I’ve said this before, but it bears repeating. I reject the concept of sex addiction, that is floating around in the popular culture these days. I know this will rankle a bunch of you, but you need to get over it. Ya see, there ain’t no such thing as a sex addiction. Period!
That being said, I hasten to add that there are sexual compulsions, plenty of ‘em. …

Hey sex fans,
This week we have a plethora of problems for the podcast —

Andrew dribbles but does not shoot.
Jane is juicy wet, but not so hot! And what’s her BF doin’ back there?
Samuel is a selfish fuck!
Steve was traumatized by his old man, and now look what’s happening.
Tammy is a kinky perv, but she don’t know that yet.

BE THERE, OR BE SQUARE!
Check out The Lick-A-Dee-Split Connection. That’s dr dick’s toll free podcast voicemail. Don’t worry people; no one will personally answer the phone. Your message goes directly …